Nothing Like The Rain

captainclickycat:

Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.

(via bentrollio)

7vs8:

it’s cuz you’re always on That damn toilet

(via scringus-christ)

angelbandages:

*makes a mistake* *nearly throws up about it*

(via scringus-christ)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

it’s insane when old people just do nothing. sitting near an old guy at the airport who’s just sitting. no book no phone no music. not even looking around. just staring straight ahead

:

Im allergic to hookup culture and too weird to participate anyway. Die in my arms.

(via dollygale)

cryptotheism:

Today I thought about fentanyl so hard that a cop a few blocks away exploded into pure energy

(via aplpaca)

coughloop:

PETA claims to care so much about animals but what are they doing to address the 95% suicide rate in fruit flies?

(via teuer)

kosmogrl:

(via teuer)

shortmexicangirl:

shortmexicangirl:

‘can i copy your homework?’

'yeah just don’t make it obvious’

the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao

(via gwyoi)